Kallen is a loyal friend
by alexielle May 6, 2020
Get the kallen mug.Dark hair with a hot body. He is sweet,kind,and caring. Can we very extreme, but mostly play videogames. People will hate them but the fall is mad love with him kalel is so done you need to hold on to. He won't stop till her dates his loved ones and is happy forever is she breaks up with him he will still like her and try again until they get back together. Get yourself a kalel.
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Get the Kalle mug.A very impotent person, with a small penis and are very annoying sometimes.
He have a penile disfunction
He have a penile disfunction
by Kalleslayer123 August 23, 2022
Get the Kalle mug.A kallef is a freakishly white abnormality, who will disappear and reappear out of your life. He has a wide general knowledge about the most random stuff ever and it is speculated he was read wikipedia as bedtime stories as a child until he knew them off by heart. He is constantly horny and has a penchant for Scandinavian girls and leggings. He swears constantly and has contributed greatly to the Maltese language in coining new unheard of phrases. He likes vodka and Rose D'anjou and will pass out and wake up in hospital at times. He does not know how to swim and will avoid summer activities.
Kallef: You saw that girl coming out of the canteen. Sweet Jesus Mary Joseph *** *** *** she was blonde, tall and amazing breasts that jiggle just so! It would be ********** ***** **** amazing to see her at the gym on the treadmill!
Friend: You are such a Kallef!
Friend: You are such a Kallef!
by mintyfreshnessgoodness November 23, 2011
Get the kallef mug.A dutch insult that can only be used on women. Is normally used whenever someone does something stupid. Similar insults are "dwoazen", "achterlijke mutton" and "möttigen Danny".
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