Joned

To be drunk, yet you dont have to drink to be joned

mate 1: Proper joned last night man
mate 2: But your straight edge though
mate 1: I know man!

by jonedassbrother July 19, 2010

jawned up

Damaged, "messed up" or "beat up." Generally a physical description of objects or people, as opposed to situations. Can mean intoxicated, too.

Did you see his face after that fight? It was all jawned up.

My car's jawned up. Let's take yours.

Yo, Pete is all jawned up. He can barely walk.

by e-pops February 7, 2007

joned

verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.

Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!

by hidden lawyer April 26, 2006

Janeda

Janeda is a type of person that knows to much, she is very attentive and incredibly smart in every way. She has the power to tell you anything for she knows everything she is the one and only person to know so much weather it’s math or the end of the world she will tell you it for she is also loyal.

Boy 1: *says racist joke*
Boy 2: hey don’t say that!
Boy 1: or what??
Boy 2: I- I’ll ask janeda what to do with you!
Janeda: murder him, no one will know
Boy 2: wow that’s janeda! You sure know lots!

by Native squid game November 22, 2021

Janeda

The hottest and sexist Latina women you will every meet. Mmhmm. She can be very kooky at times, but will keep you on your toes. Very smart and knows a lot of fun facts. She is very forward when speaking and doesn’t beat around the bush and if she wants something she gets it.

Janeda: hello
Boy: hello
Janeda: I think you’re very attractive and like to get to know you better
Boy: oh take my number
Janeda: 🙂

by Boy4 June 4, 2022

mary janed

You eat so many edibles made by Mary Jane, you have to go to bed or hit the floor.

After those cookies I ate, I got Mary Janed and slept for 12 hours.

by Mary Jane 246642 March 29, 2021

juned

1. a term describing one who is mysteriously turned on by girls or women getting hit by large automobiles, such as trucks or vans.
2. a stupid variation of "getting served".

Aww.. damn.. poor lady got hit by a bus, and he was juned.
Wow.. look at those dance moves.. that poor bastard just got Juned!

by Anonmyous May 13, 2005