Justifiable Hobo-cide

The act of killing a homeless, mentally-ill, or indigent person, male or female, by any number of police agencies in British Columbia on the pretext that dead, homeless, handicapped people can tell no tales. Or testify. Or sue.

Rookie police officer: Chief, this homeless man was babbling about crackspiders when I was compelled to taser him in the nutsack. He then pulled a pair of nail clippers on me, so I was forced to unload 10 rounds of .40 into his torso. Will I have to face a bullshit investigation by another obviously biased police department?

Chief: Hell no, son. Clear case of justifiable hobo-cide.

by spinynorman May 4, 2011

Justifiled

A word made up by an illiterate, drunk goof. It is widely believed the "man" was attempting to spell justified.

I am a drunk, and everything i do is "justifiled".

by Jewleek2 November 15, 2018

justification

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.

"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

by Tom. M January 12, 2006

Lustified

The rationalization of doing something with or for someone for a sexual reason.

I shouldn't have slept with my teacher, but she is so hot; my actions were definitely lustified.

My wife totally ignores me, so I feel pretty lustified banging the babysitter.

by McNsty1 May 21, 2010

the end justifies the means

Morally wrong actions are sometimes necessary to achieve morally right outcomes.

torturing prisoners to save millions of citizen lives, so the end justifies the means

by Heffer101 May 9, 2007

junktified

adj. junk - ti - f i'd 1. something that is very messy or in severe disarray.

Woman! You need to clean out your junktified puss!

by A|\|0|\|y|\/|0uS September 12, 2005

justifiction

(just i FIC shun): a fictional justification for a project or purchase that is otherwise patently obvious and necessary, but that nevertheless requires that bureaucratic management procedures and forms be followed.

I had to fill out three forms and write a justifiction to order a replacement for the broken garbage can in the lunchroom.

by RobScott January 4, 2009