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jackess

Female entrepreneur that randomly succeeds.
A female that will attempt heavy duty manual labor and sometimes doesn't fuck it up.

A female that will attempt to out-do men on a dumb dare.

A female that is insanely sarcastic- almost to the point of non- tolerance. aka, bitch, but sassier.
"Kris Jenner" is such a jackess."
"Holy shit! That jackess actually fixed the toilet!"
"OMG- that jackess tried to light her fart and burned her asshole in front of the whole party!"
"Judge Judy is totally a jackess."
by PirateP June 15, 2017
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Jucksoffan

When someone browses Tumblr and finds something hot and decides to hump a couch (preferably someone else's couch in their home) when other people are in the room, this phenomenon creates the jucksoffa (Hump couch in Swedish).
Elsa: What a nice picture I found on Tumblr! I'm getting horny from this. *Proceeds to hump the couch in front of everyone*
Everyone else in the room: Do you really need to do this right now Elsa?!

at a later date:

Don't sit on that couch it's jucksoffan! You might get infected with hump disease!
by マックス May 28, 2022
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Jucket Jungle

A place or area where juckets tend to congregate, such as flea markets, trailer parks, Walmart and carnivals
That dollar store really attracts the local trash. It's turned into a jucket jungle.
by KingMHM October 3, 2016
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Jukes

To go rob and indivual on the street
"son we about to catch a jukes"
by jayroc87 September 8, 2009
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Jukese

A very smart girl because of her attractive looks she has many admirers,

In the future she is very successful

she is a kind person and never lost hope

she is very good at everything especially in dancing and singing and of course in art,she is a loving daughter.
Jukese is the sweetest person I've met ever she is very beautiful person.
by anonymous March 6, 2022
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jucked

Another way of saying juked. CAN ONLY BE USED IN ROCKET LEAGUE OK?
"Bro I can't believe that kid just got jucked that hard!"
by Flooofy:) February 1, 2023
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Jucketing

When you and your friends all jizz in a bucket and the last one to cum has to place the bucket over their head.
Jimmy: Oh no pops, I came last, I don't like Jucketing...

Jimmy's Pops: Well you have to put the bucket over your head then, son.
by Efronfan1337 July 9, 2009
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