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Jizzy Jake

The rarest man on the planet. He's hard to find because he tends to be in hiding most of his life. He has fucked so many bitches that he has become immortal and a god. Jizzy Jake cannot walk around in public without having to pry the mouths of many of the hottest bitches off his huge schlong. If you happen to see the rare sighting of Jizzy Jake, take advantage of the blessing and give him the ride of his life, for you might never get such an amazing opportunity....ever.
omfg its Jizzy Jake! I need him NOW!
by thetruthistold November 21, 2010
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jizzy knickers

When in the heat of the moment you pull the girls pants to the side, slide in and out until the point of ejaculation.. the cum runs out and covers her pants causing Jizzy Knickers..
As Tom blew up inside of her, he gently whispered in her ear, 'sorry love you guna get jizzy knickers!
by Simsplat November 24, 2011
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jizzy lizzy

Did you see that Jizzy Lizzy fucking 20 guys at once. What a slut.
by UrbanDictionaryHoe June 27, 2016
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jizzy glizzy

A hot dog with jizz as a condiment
Woah.. nice jizzy glizzy. You get it from big d's glizzy stand?
by GlizzySkips August 1, 2020
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jizzy tits

big tits that are covered in jizz!!! like all over them, like totally covered in sexy white jizz, and all smothered in!!!
oh, hi...20 mins later..JIZZY TITS!!!!!!
by G UNIT IN DA CLUB PAPA G!!! November 28, 2009
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jizzy jeb

a jeb, short for jebend that is jizzy(spunky)
A penis oozed in cum
Sam B is jizzy jeb!!
The jizziest of all jebs
by jimmmy 3ms June 27, 2007
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Jizzy Dizzy Kitty

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:

1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed

Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
Yeah man, I heard even Doggface420 took the Jizzy Dizzy Kitty challenge.
by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020
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