jazzersized

Someone who is so jazzed or excited about something that they can not contain themselves. Usually resulting in dancing or giving off high pitched shrieks of joy and excitement.

"Christine was so jazzersized for her friend's birthday party"

by InevitableBreak July 26, 2009

Street jizzer

One who ejaculates on the street after a hand favour

Ben morgan ejaculated on the street after being tossed off by amy fell. He is a street jizzer.

by Chrije July 20, 2010

Jizzershit

The act of shitting and masturbating during the same toilet sitting.

My cousin Faris decided to jizzershit my toilet, but forgot to flush.

by jakesteal July 9, 2010

serial jizzer

One who consistently ejaculates on different people and surfaces.

Dude Hakeem busts nuts everywhere, and on everyone he can, buddy is a serial jizzer.

by Davinator59 August 25, 2014

jizzer

a penis, a male reproductive organr responsible for the act of jizzing.

Did you mean to jizz on my roomate with your jizzer

by eskj September 12, 2006

Jesus Jizzer

A person who is so religious, they want to slam it in your face any chance they get. You can often tell even from their bumper stickers. These people are said to be "jizzin' for Jesus."

"Aww, man! They have the fish on their trunk AND they're going slow. Damn Jesus Jizzers!

by nicatnite February 20, 2011

jizzerciser

1-One whose considers masturbation and sex exercise.

2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.

Guy 1: Why don't you exercise sometimes. Then maybe you could get some ass.
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you

by Incredible edible medicals September 15, 2005