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Josiah: Watch Overflow
Friend: Doesn't know the show but is gonna watch
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Josism

Noun; Jose-is-m.

A religion of where the people of the Josist faith believe that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is their god.

Creation: Joseph created the universe. The water, the trees, and the air we breathe was all crafted from his skill and natural talent.

Trinity: Although Josism primarily consists of the main god Joesph Gordon-Levitt, there are a three sub-gods included within this religion. Robbie Kruse control and Yoann Gourcuff are football gods and Josh Thomas is the god of both cute and humour. Quite like Christianity, Joseph also has an illegitimate son named Chris although he isn't as significant in the Josist faith. Josism believes both in the existence of a single God and that Chris was God, two doctrines which occasionally threaten to contradict each other. This is solved by the idea of the Trinity: Jose is one, but also four persons. Those four persons are Jose the father, Jose the son, Jose the cute and humorous and Jose the footballer.

Redemption: Josism was initially begun in the dreams of people all over the globe in which during the 1980's their god would be born and help reedeem humanity from its sins. Joseph was born on February 17, 1981 which is now globally known as Jomakkah. Joseph also stars in films such as Inception and (500) Days of Summer when he is not busy being the god of the Josists.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, are you familiar with JGL? He is my lord and I worship him as I am a dedicated believer of Josism.
by iwuvchris November 28, 2010
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Josiah

Josiah is the best guy youll ever meet. He's smart, funny, and adorable. He pretends to be a man of no emotions but deep down he's very feelingsy. He loves to help others but pushes himself too far sometimes. Very loyal to his girl and never makes mistakes twice. Shows his appreciation well and often. Very smart in some areas, but needs a bit of help in others. A great boyfriend, great friend, and all around amazing guy.
Girl 1: Are you dating Josiah?!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's the best.
Girl 1: Wow, I wish I was that lucky!
by Whoopdiedo1015 January 27, 2019
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The kid you wish you were cause he is a sexy thang and gets all the girls. He is also great at all sports except for soccer and he will steel yo ho any day but he won’t cause he is humble and sticks with his girl. He is better than you and if you wanna be cool be friends with Josiah or change your name to Josiah. He will always be charming and awesome cause he is just to dope. He is the DOPEST DAMN person ever and he knows it he just doesn’t brag about it. He ain’t cocky but he knows he the coolest person in the world. He is also a straight OG SaVaG So overall he is just the most lit, dopest person in the world and he gets all the chicks.
The girl: That Josiah over there is the coolest/hottest guy in the world!
by Isjehdj January 31, 2018
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Josiah Hill

A dick who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and stop boasting.
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Josiah

Josiah is a fun person and loyal to his friends. He tends to be by himself a lot girl constantly break him. Josiah is a very sad and depressing person but he still keeps his head up threw all the pain Josiah sufferers
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Josiah - doesn’t say a thing
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An amazing, funny person. Out of all your friends, Josiah will most likely display the most leadership. Josiah's are very intelligent, and will have a great career with a great salary in life. Josiah's will always try new things, and are daredevils too. But, a Josiah will always settle down and enjoy one of his favorite hobbies, playing with action figures.
Caleb - Dude, that kid was so funny.

Jonah - I know Cal, he was such a Josiah.

Caleb - So true!
by The Name's Josiah... Hello! August 22, 2011
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