The Peruvian sex tournament where professional ping pong players rob poor people's car's license plates then get consent for the girls that will be sporting in this event. Then they drug the girls with horse tranquilizer and transport them into the tournament walls. Then the professional ping pong players moisten their anal column and shove the license plates up the girls' anal cavities. The last girl living wins.
by joiklingmaster708 July 19, 2012
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Joric is beautiful and you can hardly find any flaws in him. Only thing I can say is watch out when he plays pool, especially when he's down to the 8 BALL. Also, keep this man AWAY from tylenol and weed (especially when together). Joric is an avid vaper that likes to get nic'd out on the daily. He's super shy-- although, he is a hardcore social climber and will like to post videos and pictures on his snap/insta stories a lot, especially when out with friends. But as Cardi B and Offset once said, "They do anything for clout."
Joric is beautiful and you can hardly find any flaws in him. Only thing I can say is watch out when he plays pool, especially when he's down to the 8 BALL. Also, keep this man AWAY from tylenol and weed (especially when together). Joric is an avid vaper that likes to get nic'd out on the daily. He's super shy-- although, he is a hardcore social climber and will like to post videos and pictures on his snap/insta stories a lot, especially when out with friends. But as Cardi B and Offset once said, "They do anything for clout."
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by Kandy jonez August 10, 2017
Get the jeriko mug.The shipping of Jade West and Tori Vega on the Nickelodeon TV show, Victorious. These characters are portrayed by Liz Gillies and Victoria Justice. Jori is a very popular shipping right now in June 2013. Jori shippers are the most creative of the Victorious fandom; they can find Jori in any episode. And they are way better than Bori (Beck Oliver and Tori Vega) shippers!!!
Jori shipper: Oh! I have a great theory of how Jade got the shrimp in Tori's bra! This will be the best fanfiction ever!
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Jori shipper: BECK IS A DOUCHE CANOE!
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