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joose nozzles

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."
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