jonesey

The aching feeling you get when deprived of precious nicotine.

God damn I'm feelin' jonesey, let's go for a smoke.

by Jonathan Cloots December 26, 2005

Jonesed

Verb; A way to tell someone they have been "punked", "screwed", or "burned". It's a way to be compared to someone that has been the butt of a joke.

whoever reads this example is actually wasting their time


HA YOU'VE BEEN JONESED!!!!!!

by _bwj0n3s_ April 16, 2009

johnese

the language that any John can speak. The language that one speaks when one imitates a John.

Dude I don't understand you! You are speaking Johnese.

by ThatBadgeredKid February 14, 2017

joneser

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

joneser

A person who is addicted to cocaine.

He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.

by lizajane May 2, 2005

Jonesed

To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.

1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"

by MUZ1K3 October 2, 2010

joneser

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004