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Jonklerphilia

The reverse of pedophilia, with the jonkler (he's very serious)
"dude... did you hear that Rhys is in prison for Jonklerphilia??"
by butttickler2004 November 20, 2025
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jonkership

To retain the position of "jonker" in the game of mahjong.
He retained jonkership for this round.
by Anonymous3223 July 2, 2009
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jankler

Her jankler is nasty
by The real nigga69 December 19, 2015
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Jonkier

An eloquent and bright boy who doesn't like jokes but is attracted easily to the opposite sex
Jonkier is a name that refers to the smart, handsome, sexy, attractive person
Mainly Jonkier is more of a womanizer
Haniel akaJonkier is the boy in a relationship with the all beautiful Melissa
by Jonkier November 23, 2021
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Jongler Vandam

A slick, charismatic move that a guy pulls when he’s trying to charm a potential female partner. When a man "does the Jongler Vandam," he channels a suave, mysterious, and almost criminal allure—like a smooth-talking enigma with undeniable finesse. It’s a combination of confidence, sly wit, and effortless style that leaves the target captivated. The move isn't just about what he says, but how he says it, with that signature sly grin and the smoothest of vibes.

To "Jongler Vandam" is to masterfully balance flirtation and mystery, like velvet tricks down a neon-lit street. It’s the secret weapon of a guy who knows how to walk the line between gentleman and rogue, making the girl feel like she’s the star of his own nocturnal ballet.
*Person 1:* “Yo, you managed to link up with shorty last night?”

*Person 2:* “Yeah man, she was playin’ hard to get at first, but then I hit her with that Jongler Vandam.”

*Person 1:* “Damn, for real? So you flipped the charm switch, huh?”

*Person 2:* “You know it. Peaches were droppin’ like crazy once I did the Vandam.”
by anonymous August 17, 2024
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Jonkers and gooyoids

What’s up jonkers and gooyoids, how we doin how we feelin
by Rilegan January 13, 2024
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Jonker

A word referring to someone who is big or fat originating from stan twitter.
Person 1: Nicki Minaj gained so much weight…
Person 2: Yeah, she’s a jonker!
by GlitteryHNeedle February 9, 2024
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