Jong min is a constantly changing chameleon. With curly and sometimes straight hair they are ever changing and always steady. Jong min’s have a strong heart, mind, and body, but are easily distracted by Slims Chickens Ranch sauce. If you ever meet a Jong min, he’ll be about average height. They are a master of rearranging furniture and making the most out of small spaces. They like to shuffle around in their crocs while taking their dog for a walk. Jong mins tend to dislike hiking, but you could totally get them to swim in the ocean with you. Most Jong mins scare the sharks away, however mosquitos always want a taste of their blood, probably because they are so sweet.
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Get the Jong Ha mug.A pioneer of gooning. Jong In Chung was the first man to ever goon, he gooned to a point where he would have hallucinations similar to that of the effect of Salvia. His gooning was quickly recognized by the GIA (Gooner Industry of America) and he was sentenced to death for trying to teach the American population the true goon form. Now Jong gives speeches at middle schools and GA (Gooners Anon) meetings to try to stop the movement he started.
Anton - "Man..I wanna goon just like Jong in Chung"
Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"
Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"
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Get the Kim Jong Un mug.The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.
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