Jonesing

When an MLB player gets signed a big contract or a contract in general and doesn't do jack shit for their team. Derived from Andruw Jones who signed a 2 year $45 million contract for the Dodgers and didnt do shit.

Juan Uribe with 2 World Series signed with the Dodgers is Jonesing it up with them in 2012 hitting .190

by Alweeeezy August 4, 2012

jonesing

The act of Depending or craving some sort of substance. In most instances, it tends to me a controlled substance.

Fucking shit, fuck, fuck, cock, balls. Shit. Im jonesing for some fuck. Shit.

by Bob Finklestein Jewfuck May 21, 2008

joneser

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

jonesing

To shake uncontrollably because of a strong desire or need for something

She was jonesing for more sleep

by rick November 4, 2003

joneser

A person who is addicted to cocaine.

He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.

by lizajane May 2, 2005

Jonesed

To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.

1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"

by MUZ1K3 October 2, 2010

jonesing

to want something so bad, you got a stiffy for it.

I'm jonesing for some icecream. means you wanna sex up that icecream. or you just want it real bad.

by batgirl3782343 January 25, 2009