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Jonesing

When an MLB player gets signed a big contract or a contract in general and doesn't do jack shit for their team. Derived from Andruw Jones who signed a 2 year $45 million contract for the Dodgers and didnt do shit.
Juan Uribe with 2 World Series signed with the Dodgers is Jonesing it up with them in 2012 hitting .190
by Alweeeezy August 4, 2012
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jonesing

The act of Depending or craving some sort of substance. In most instances, it tends to me a controlled substance.
Fucking shit, fuck, fuck, cock, balls. Shit. Im jonesing for some fuck. Shit.
by Bob Finklestein Jewfuck May 21, 2008
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joneser

to abuse and/or consume drugs
Nico Malorni is a big joneser
by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008
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jonesing

To shake uncontrollably because of a strong desire or need for something
She was jonesing for more sleep
by rick November 4, 2003
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joneser

He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.
by lizajane May 2, 2005
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Jonesed

To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.
1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"
by MUZ1K3 October 2, 2010
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jonesing

to want something so bad, you got a stiffy for it.
I'm jonesing for some icecream. means you wanna sex up that icecream. or you just want it real bad.
by batgirl3782343 January 25, 2009
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