Joneeeel

What u call a person when they don listen to u attention getter

Person1: Yo
Person2: *not listening*
Person1: U deaf or sumn bruh?
Person2: *still not listenin’*
Person1: Joneeeel
Person2: Oh sry what was that?!

by $t00p1d March 20, 2019

Joey Jonderson

Joey Jonderson is a leader for a large group that goes by Joey Corp. He is an insane man that is know for IED attacks and raids on the popular game Garry's mod.

Joey Jonderson is a very insane man right?

by Jerry Box September 8, 2022

Joner (Essex Version)

This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)

1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)

by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 5, 2009

joner

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area

dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.

by J October 20, 2004

joneser

a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.

He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.

by Will August 19, 2003

JONER

When Frankie, Nick, Joe, or Kevin Jonas experience an erection ((boner)) which usually is displayed in a rather large and noticeable way. Girls go craaaaaaaaaazy!...lol

*Joe Jonas is on stage, doing his celebration dance*

*"Cute Girl" glances at Joe*

*Joe notices said "Cute Girl" and gets excited*

*Everyone screams because of his Joner as he tones it (his dancing) down and tries to hide it*


And that my friends, is a Joner.

by WeArEvErYcOoLpEoPlE January 2, 2009

Jonker

To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.

“Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”

by Jessikah June 23, 2021