damnit johny

While taking a shit, a damnit johny is when you push out half the shit, but you cant push out the rest. And a little piece gets stuck on the threshold of your anus and you feel it in there all day until you have to shit again.

Last week, I went to take a shit, bit I had a damnit johny, and it was terrible.

by UltraThikc June 27, 2014

Johny Alampay

Johny Alampay is our man, tho he is a massive cunt

ayoooooo there's our man Johny Alampay, aight he gay

by Magenxia August 12, 2018

johny bong

Weeds Smoking method, stuffing A pre-rolled joint in bongs bowl.

Im so high, I smoked johny bong!

by Pineapple White July 28, 2016

Stinky Johny

When somebody is close to achieving a stinky richard. but you come back and win the game anyway

You were close, but i got the stinky johny!

by Azulico February 20, 2022

King johny

The king himself

Have you not heard king Johny is in the shop

by Reclusea August 3, 2020

Johny No Nuts

Someone who has weak skills when it comes to FPS (First Person Shooters) and is picked on constantly. Often shot in the head or croch region.

Gamer 1: Dude did you see Eff_Bomb12??! He got smoked!

Gamer 2: Heck yeah...

Gamer 1: Effing "Johny No Nuts"

by puddin828 October 19, 2009

Johny rocket

Slang term for penis.

Man I want her her to blow my Johny rocket.

by somelamekid July 9, 2009