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Snot Jockey 

When one wipes his/her anal crack with another individual's nose, thus riding someone's snot like a horse jockey.
This may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation.
After Bob fell asleep, Charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey'd the hell out of Bob's face.
Snot Jockey by Matthew_c_s August 4, 2007

sausage jockey 

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!
sausage jockey by john May 14, 2003

sausage jockey 

Someone who literally likes to ride the sausage of another male.
Oh Yuck, look at that man riding that guys sausage dude.
sausage jockey by Lousy August 29, 2003

slop jockey 

The person (dirty nail, snot hanging out of nose) who serves in a slop shop or fast food franchise
slop jockey by paul February 26, 2005

swagger jockey

1. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions that have often gone overlooked.

2. Is a person who brings and represents swag for an audience.

3. A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest fashions
Person 1: This concert is going to be amazing tonight!!!

Person 2: For sure, don't forget to hit up the swagger jockey... So you can keep your swag game up.
swagger jockey by 2buck August 18, 2011

Server Jockey 

It professional whose unending task is to squeeze every once of performance out of aging servers with little or no budget from the bean counters.
"Welcome to the company. As the resident server jockey, you'll be responsible for overseeing the successful rollout of Windows 2008 onto these Pentium II's for our 300 employee branch in Chicago. Any questions...good."
Server Jockey by t1n0 April 10, 2009