Bro Job 

A non-homosexual gesture performed on a person of the same sex that is a friend as a favor.

A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!

Bro Job by MyNameIsntHenry February 21, 2013

dead end job

A place where they forget your name and all will lose their soul just to survive the game.

Work at your dead end job, where they forget your name, and all will lose their soul, just to survive the game. Forget your goals and dreams, life isn't what it seems, sales goals they're keeping score, we're all left wanting more.

dead end job by shapiro_slayer_69 January 12, 2020

blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

Steak and a Blow Job Day 

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

Steak and a Blow Job Day by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

like it was my job 

Engaging in an activity repeatedly and/or skillfully enough that its as if you were getting paid to do so. Particularly applies to non-work-related activities.

I drink like it was my job. Not to mention on the job.

like it was my job by asdf.what November 22, 2003

Hoff-job 

A 10 hour session of the most intense sex imaginable. Includes every single sex position.

Why is that girl looking so tired today?
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!

Hoff-job by D-Segs June 26, 2012

you had one job 

Response to failing to do the one and only thing you had to do. This is told, either in a disgusted, mocking, or angry tone to people, animals, inanimate objects, and anything else that fails to complete the simple task for which it was designed.
A way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when the one job was very simple.

To a cheap park bench that broke while I was sitting on it, "You had one job, park bench!"
To an accountant who was fired for inaccurate computing of business records. "You are supposed to be an accountant, right? You had one job, Sandy."
To a friend about my broken down car, "Damnit, it had one job!"

you had one job by Wwerker October 13, 2014