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Little Caesar’s Hand Job 

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
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Sniping's a good job mate. 

I can guarantee you won't go hungry, because at the end of the day, someone is always gonna want someone else Dead.
"Sniping's a good job mate." - Sniper TF2

S.J. (suck job) 

another term for getting oral pleasure on your wong-dong .

another way of saying blowjob
1.) My girl gave me the best S.J. (suck job) last night!!! i splooged everywhere!

2.)I payed some slutty cunt to give me dome. Best suck job ever!
S.J. (suck job) by 420tards July 23, 2011
A person who is involved in job-skanking. This involves working in a series of different jobs, one after another, in a short space of time, or pursuing multiple job offers, again, usually all at the same time. This is usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of Mcjobs. Common among those desperately seeking enough cash to eat until the Blessed Day of finding Job Nirvana- a real job that pays enough to live off and that doesn't induce homicidal tendencies- is finally arrived at.
Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job-skank. Please Job God, bring me to Job Nirvana!
job-skank by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

job stopper 

A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...
Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."
job stopper by Ralph March 23, 2005

job skirt 

A skirt with a front fly paired with a button or snap, belt loops, and front or back pockets, resembling a typical pair of pants.

Named as such because they are frequently worn to work by women working in positions held mostly by women, as opposed to other types of skirts that are worn in occupations held by a lot of men.

Most jean skirts are job skirts.
She just loves to wear job skirts.
job skirt by Bed time March 22, 2010

Pretty good job so far

A common term and a meme from the popular game Dead By Daylight. The meme originated from one of the games developer
I think we did a pretty good job so far