Joose-Bomb

Made the same way as a Jager-Bomb but the Redbull is substituted with Joose and the Jagermeister is substituted with Day-Quil.

Jeff really wanted to go out with his friends but was feeling a cold coming. So instead of being a pussy he drank a JOOSE-Bomb and was the life of the party and never got sick ever again.

by JOOSE BOMB Originiator!! April 2, 2010

joosed

being ripped off or stolen from physically (money) or emotionally. Stingy

Garrett joosed segal when he wouldn't pay for lunch

by Segal January 17, 2005

joose

Government warning,... may cause pregnant wemon to have mixed race babies unknowiningly. and if you drink more than 1 of the joose it will cause you to climb onto a picknick table and have intercourse the umberella hole in the middle of the table in day light, it will cause unexplained sneakiness, resulting in the rare but known "sneaky steve" causing you to have sneaky intercourse in the anus......twice!!!!!!!

This one time at band camp, whilst drinking joose around the campfire and making smores, I unknowingly ventured into sneaky steve's cabin. He was wearing only a ski mask and a pair of socks while he was pinching his nipples and putting lotion on his skin he was fucking a white bitch from behind and then 9 months later the baby came out looking like a piece of charcoal!

by rj belvines March 30, 2008

joosen

the straight bulky ass fridge lookin bruh that gets straight up tina murphy on the weekend with the guys

Bubba joosen

by bubbaroosen May 8, 2018

The JoMoSenpai

An absoloute legend streamer, known to be 8 ft 11 and built like a bear. His luscious lochs will surely distract those who lay eyes upon him. If the JoMo see's someone weeb shaming he will strike down upon thee with the might of a thousand gods.

Also known to have a incredible singing voice and could perfectly recite 'never gonna let you down by Rick Astley' on the spot.

(Also laughs like a dolphin but its kinky so its fine)

Person 1: “ wholy shit dude is that a fucking weeb, thats so weird.”
Person 2: “ careful bro, i heard The JoMoSenpai lurks around these areas, if he hears you saying that he'll slap the fucking shit out of you”

by 020_RJ February 23, 2020

Ballsack joose

Often mistaken for originating in the bladder, piss is actually the result of unwanted joose and bad stuff coming out of your blood and fingers, it collects in the nutsack and then it can be squeezed out through the dong

After a good squeeze, my nuts have been completely drained of all ballsack joose

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Booty Joose

A concoction of salty sweat and other potent booty excretions which many crave with a lustful hunger.

Girl: I sure made a lot of booty joose during my twerkout earlier.
Mashi: (drooling and dripping precum) omg give me a sipple of that brown salty sauce byt the name of BOOTY JOOSE

by TakoTulpa April 25, 2022