jmoose

A person with a strong leadership, can be trusted and totally honest. Has many secrets than nobody can identify or truly understand. Has a large penis amd woman will do anything for it. He loves to be in social media and is friendly and chill with anyone. And if he trust you, do not lose it. He is an awesome, OG, Type of person amd will do anything to succeed at what he believes in

Oh my gosh it's jmoose he's the realest nigga of them all.

by Urban_Dick-Tionary definer February 27, 2016

Joosey

A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.

Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"

by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018

Joose Laugh

Laughing hysterically and unreasonably after consuming the malt liquor drink "JOOSE." (aaaaahhhaahhaaaahhhaaa)

After drinking two jooses with the boys i had the sudden urge to Joose Laugh!

by Connorjoose December 14, 2010

joose nozzles

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!

by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.

"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."

by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009

Joosep

Slang term for very tight pink boy pussy (anus) bussy. Often refered to as bussep.

Hey looks it Joosep, he got the tightest bussy on the block

by master pimp clifford November 28, 2021

joose

for all times when you wanna get loose. most people probably drink it when they have no money, but it is appropriate at all times. when you haven't slept in days due to studying and you want to get drunk and stay up til 5am instead of doing all of the school work that you should be doing drink this. it is a sure way to embarrass yourself and make bad life decisions. avoid blue and red flavors at all costs, orange and purple are acceptable and watermelon is the pinnacle (12% alcohol dude). combine with other drugs at your own risk...

snorting xanax + pabst + chugging joose in under 5 minutes = getting kicked out of boone saloon because you may have been crawling on the floor searching for that oh so precious last zanax, running out into the street, waking up not knowing where you are or why one of your legs is so messed up that you can't walk on it or why you have bruises on your head.

by loosewithjoose May 2, 2010