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An embarrassment to life, a failure, a waste in life to be more exact. Highest degree of a waste man.
Indian Origin
You Are such a fucking Jaloose for........(insert)
jaloose by Raj_Paul_the2nd December 7, 2013
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jambosexual

1.to be a chav and love it while your as weak as a slug
2.the word i just created (yep its me sam or lilgriff)
3.to look like a reject from a gay pride disco
1. hey looks theres carr and jomo their such jambos
2. yep im speaking the truth
3. wow you look like a right jambosexual
jambosexual by samuel(lilgriff) December 10, 2006
To stick a sausage in a vagina and when its done cooking eat it
I love to jamooke alisha.
jamooke by G0ldenVaughn7 April 5, 2016
A person with a strong leadership, can be trusted and totally honest. Has many secrets than nobody can identify or truly understand. Has a large penis amd woman will do anything for it. He loves to be in social media and is friendly and chill with anyone. And if he trust you, do not lose it. He is an awesome, OG, Type of person amd will do anything to succeed at what he believes in
Oh my gosh it's jmoose he's the realest nigga of them all.
jmoose by Urban_Dick-Tionary definer February 27, 2016

A Jamooney 

When you accidently wear an all blue outfit.
Man yesterday I wore blue underwear, a blue tshirt, and blue sweatpants, I definitely pulled a jamooney.
A Jamooney by ruraldictionary. November 25, 2024
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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