Jizzin

(Adj.) To describe something that is awesome.

That new iPhone Bob got is jizzin.

by queer11 October 1, 2010

Jizzing out

Combination of spazzing out and being jazzed up. Happens when one is extremely excited and nervous at the same time.

I had a busy day ahead of me so I had two 5-Hour energy drinks. When I got on the train, I saw a super hot girl and then started jizzing out like crazy!

by StephenAwesome February 20, 2011

jizzin'

Amazing, awe-inspiring, delicious.

The epitome of whatever seeks to be described.

This spaghetti is jizzin'.

by kool_kid_92 June 16, 2010

jizzbiscuit

Jizzbiscuit is a game to be played with at least 2 guys. The more there are the more fierce the competition however.

The players sit in a circle around a biscuit and proceed to masturbate. They must aim their cum onto the biscuit. If they miss, or if they're the last person to cum they have to eat the biscuit.

I lost my first game of jizzbiscuit. It was delicious.

by Dr. Dos July 25, 2008

electro-jizzing

when a member of a message board attempts to be the last poster on every thread so that their name is listed down the left hand side.

first used on the publicrelationsexericse.com forum by lloyd carter esq.

lloyd obviously couldn't sleep last night cos he's been electro-jizzing all over the forum

by jammus October 20, 2004

Jizzin Geoff

He like to jizz on young children and his own son called smellvy. They both stink because they they spend so much time jizzin on each other. They make smoothies of each other’s sperm.

Watch out for jizzin Geoff and smellvy/ Tom Elvey

by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019

Jizzin'

(adj) -Slang, used to say something is "awesome" or "exciteful"

-when something is so amazingly awesome it's jizz worthy

Oh my god, did you hear the new Radiohead CD?" "Yeah man! It's totally jizzin'! I have listened to it nonstop for the past week and smanged my girl to it!

by smangmydomino May 28, 2011