jizz

(adj.)
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm
Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today?
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.

Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.
by Har the Czar April 26, 2009
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jizz

noun-sperm or semen
verb-ejaculate
1. The condom is full of jizz.

2. I jizzed all over her face.
by DuckSick April 10, 2009
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jizz

noun; slang term for the frosting they use at Cinnebon.
Hey, can you give me some extra jizz on that thing?
by BrianJo. November 03, 2010
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jizz

found to be a 100% cure for the common cold. often if taken from a friend. jizzermantium stickium or "jizz" is said to make up approximately 78% of the flu jab.
doctor doctor iv got a cold...can i please hav sum jizz
by Dr Iknowwhatcurescolds March 05, 2009
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that good good sticky shit u swallow 👀😫🍆💦💦
ted: that hoe swallowed my jizz

frank: ah, shit fr?
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jizz

slang word for ejaculate, cum, sperm etc
used in classic films including the mighty american pie 2 'man this is a jizz free ficus'
'man this is a jizz free ficus'
'omg jesus jizzed on my sandwich, man that is not kool'
by em dot February 27, 2008
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love juice... self-explanitory...
.. cant think of an exaple for jizz right now
by nat-attack May 16, 2007
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