jizz

(adj.)
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm

Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today?
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.

Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.

by Har the Czar April 26, 2009

jizz

noun-sperm or semen
verb-ejaculate

1. The condom is full of jizz.

2. I jizzed all over her face.

by DuckSick April 10, 2009

jizz

noun; slang term for the frosting they use at Cinnebon.

Hey, can you give me some extra jizz on that thing?

by BrianJo. November 30, 2010

jizz

found to be a 100% cure for the common cold. often if taken from a friend. jizzermantium stickium or "jizz" is said to make up approximately 78% of the flu jab.

doctor doctor iv got a cold...can i please hav sum jizz

by Dr Iknowwhatcurescolds March 5, 2009

jizz

that good good sticky shit u swallow 👀😫🍆💦💦

ted: that hoe swallowed my jizz

frank: ah, shit fr?

by me wigga March 4, 2018

jizz

slang word for ejaculate, cum, sperm etc
used in classic films including the mighty american pie 2 'man this is a jizz free ficus'

'man this is a jizz free ficus'
'omg jesus jizzed on my sandwich, man that is not kool'

by em dot February 27, 2008

jizz

love juice... self-explanitory...

.. cant think of an exaple for jizz right now

by nat-attack June 4, 2007