Jif

Peanut butter Throwup.

Person: Pass the Jif please.

Person 2: You mean this Throwup?

by Professor of words May 29, 2018

Jif

1. A brand of peanut butter
2. A mispronunciation of GIF
By the way that PB&J sandwich is both made with Jif and is a GIF.

1. Sam: Do you want a PB&J sandwich?
Alex: No thanks.
Sam: Okay.
2. Max: That's a nice JIF.
Mema: A nice what?
Max: A JIF!
Mema: Oh, do you mean the brand of PB&J?
Max: No, the file.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
They argued on.

by Orrinpants September 10, 2021

Jif

Acronym for "Jeans in fanny"; slang from London area, especially. See camel toes.

Crikey, those bloody jeans don't fit her at all! JIF!

by KO'H July 20, 2006

Jif

How retarded people spell gif.

This guys is so stupid! He spells gif as Jif!

by Holè69 May 7, 2016

Jif Lemon

1) The act of becoming aggressive to ones peers/enemies, usually whilst under the influence of narcotics and/or alcohol.

2) To threaten a rival male and/or extort for large sums of money.

3) Getting lemon.

"Don't get Jif Lemon"

"That geezer was getting proper Jif Lemon"

Melvin: "Someone keyed up my Sean Goater"
Me: "Savage mate, did you find out who it was?"
Melvin: "Yeah mate, i found out where he lived, phoned him up and got Jif Lemon on him .... he came round later that day with 250 quid."

by Poonoob July 26, 2010

Whiff of jif

To inhale a fart

Dang I just took a whiff of jif and almost choked to death.

by red scout March 13, 2017

jif dipper

the most dankest mofo in swag history!

"You aint a jif dipper fam!"

by Master Pleb April 29, 2016