Jeering

Jerking off with a raw chicken breast

When Mr. May is feeling lonely, he goes to the kitchen grabs a chicken breast and starts jeering.

by xxshuaxx March 31, 2015

kestering

bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.

also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.

he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!

example 1. kestering at its best

kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.

me: whoa serious. that must hurt

kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports

me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?

kester: uh well there isnt one anymore

me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib

kester: *fuck*

example 2.

kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre

random: yea sure it breaks ya tit

kester: *oh fuck*

by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008

Jaspering

the preformance of the jasper

To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot

by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006

festering gypsy

Someone who suffers from pesculation. ie. Covered with open sores.
Syphilitic Burdens.

Don't go down on her she is a festering gypsy.

by Andy Brotherton August 12, 2005

Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008

festering

Female stalking.Comes from the english verb fester:To become septic; to become rotten; to worsen, especially due to lack of attention. original use derived from how gross girls are depressed and will hit on everything, but get nothing back so they just get worse. verb has come to refer to any instance of unwanted attention given from a girl to a guy. Isn't it funny when the guy just ISN'T interested and she STILL clings to him like a cliff face? that's festering.

when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.

gawd vickey was crazy festering at steve's party last night.

on you?

yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.

yeah, I feel ya.

or------------

what the hell?!?

what?

dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...

yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!

yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...

by lemurpie August 7, 2008

festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.

I got a festering flute this morning.

by dyckdem January 8, 2008