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the pluto jenkins

the pluto jenkins is an otherworldy phenomenon that only happens once every 200 years. it only happens to a select few individuals. individuals that catche the pluto jenkins often feel as if they have new found super-powers such as: ability to fly, x-ray vision, the ability to rap very fast, and speak alien.
homie 1: "dude, i think i caught the pluto jenkins"
homie 2: "dude, no way"
homie 1: "yeah dude, i think i can fly now."
homie 2: "yeah you should try"
by dolla10gs2 November 22, 2007
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Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.
Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.
by maxflight June 19, 2010
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co-jerking

A co-jerking space is a shared working environment where people who might otherwise be productively working from their bedrooms are working alongside each other in a large common space. Co-jerkers are often inexperienced, highly distractible tech entrepreneurs obsessed with "innovation" and "community", are prone to making loud Skype calls, being overly supportive of each others' projects, and being obsessed with the latest successful company instead of their own.
I can't wait to move my tech startup to a normal office, and out of this co-jerking space.
by scooterkay April 5, 2015
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leeroy jenkins

someone who is so wreckless in a video game that it is downright insane
oh my god leeroy jenkins stop you'll get us all killed!
by fishlover21 June 17, 2016
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Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.
Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.
by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020
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Ad Jerking

When you can't find good porn so you start watching the ads next to the video.
I couldn't find good porn on any site today without blowing my money, so then I started Ad Jerking.
by Extra Vitamins March 31, 2015
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Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation
by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011
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