circle jerk

A group of guys get in a circle and wack the person to the left of them off.

Hey Steve, you coming to that circle jerk Friday?

by ExtraGoodChi March 26, 2003

circle jerk

a lot of work without accomplishing anything

Joe - How'd work go today?
Bob - It was like a 5 man circle jerk.
Joe - That bad huh?

by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry

Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.

by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018

Circle Jerk

An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.

Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.

by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023

circle jerk

A group discussion involving management types who lack any real substantive knowledge of the topic at hand. The outcome of which is a decision that adversely affects those who are actually tasked to do the work. A circle jerk is almost always followed by a clusterfuck.

Because management got together and decided this in a circle jerk, I'm left to deal with this clusterfuck.

by Thomas Joseph May 15, 2005

Circle Jerks

When a Group Of Men Masturbate in a Circle and all Ejaculate onto a Cookie. Whoever Ejaculates the Least, has to Eat the Cookie.

Dude, I am never playing Circle Jerks with you guys ever again. That cum cookie was disgusting.

by A Man Plan Panama February 9, 2010

Circle Jerk

A group of battling males get together to masterbate and compete in races to see who can "jizz" first or the most.

Daniel you want to get some guys to go Circle Jerk At Egan's Tonite?

by Matt Bellerive June 28, 2006