Jenious with the capital "J" is a dummie. A Jenious is a retard. Usually hangs out outside of the school doesn't go to class cause was so stupid that they didn't relize that Jenious is the opposite of genious.
Father- Son you are so fucken smart you must be a Jenious!
Son- Wow you are so cool dad.
Father- With a capital J buddy.
Son- Wow you are so cool dad.
Father- With a capital J buddy.
by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009
Get the Jenious mug.the act of a unicorn getting very drunk and partying very hard it accidently hooks up with a jew and gets impregnated. The result is a jewnicorn.
by dimesrule May 22, 2009
Get the Jewnicorn mug.A deliciously Jewish Unicorn. Usually wearing a yamacha on it's one horn, and prancing throughout the plains. When threatened, it will defend it's self using a glistening menorah. It's call can be heard everywhere as "Oy!, I am feeling very veklempt!"
Dave Kelly: Dude, did you just hear that? I think it's a Jewnicorn!
Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?
Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go
Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!
Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*
Jewnicornriffic...
Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?
Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go
Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!
Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*
Jewnicornriffic...
by Dave-Rave June 17, 2006
Get the Jewnicorn mug.A school that is cheap as shit. They don’t get addicted to hardcore drugs because they’re too cheap to get anything but weed, alcohol and adderol. The people there are kinda shit except for a few real ones, bre .w Liz .s Leah .s
by Ashely rose December 21, 2019
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Get the jericok mug.Jenicah is an Kind and loving girl towards her friends. She’s funny, popular and is very cool. Everyone loves a jenicah
Look there’s jenicah
by Lotbot February 23, 2022
Get the jenicah mug.1. A variety of unicorn that immerses itself in Judaism.
2. A Jewish person who is fascinated by unicorns and/or wishes they were one.
2. A Jewish person who is fascinated by unicorns and/or wishes they were one.
by KC ShadyLyon January 19, 2011
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