Fatty Jenkins

A person who likes to sit around all day, eat junk food and never exercise. Fatty's poor habits have led to FJ being overweight, and therefore called Fatty Jenkins.

Look at Fatty Jenkins huffing and puffing after climbing the staircase!

by Smeagol/Gollum January 5, 2009

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Jevin

Jevin is a popular slang term that began in the 1600s, used to describe an Alpha.

Person #1: That guy is such a Jevin...
Person #2: ikr, WOW! I wanna be just like him
Everyone else in the room: Same.

by THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE November 13, 2019

Jenina

someone who is very loyal...
and never lets u down.

Linda: Hey... what happened.
Nick: oh.. (explains)
Linda: (cheers him up.)
Nick: You always know what to say... You're such a jenina and im lucky to have you.

by nicholas01837 October 24, 2008

Jenin

A cold person from the out side, often speaks her mind, not afraid what others would think about her,

As from the inside she is one of the sweetest and rarest of all,

She has this white loving heart,

And when she falls in love,

She falls deep.
You are lucky to have a jenin in your life,

But be careful not to break her sweet heart, because she will give you her out side coldness

1-"Have you talked to jenin lately?"
2-"Dude i think she hates me, she was very Cold"

by Jkjkjkjk23 May 1, 2018

Circle-Jerking

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.

"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."

by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011

Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).

I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!

by jendigedig July 26, 2016