Mike Jeffries

The CEO of the Abercrombie & Fitch clothing line.

Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!

by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009

jeffin'

the act of kissing ass or brown nosing in a persons face when in actuality you have ill feelings toward that person.

being really nice to your boss to get that new opening that you want but behind his back you talk shit about him.

you - "hey boss did you get a new hair cut it looks great"

your boss - "bitch, stop jeffin'"

by t-ryder January 27, 2009

jeffinitely

another word for something jeff would definitely do.

1.when Jeff comes home from school he's jeffinitely gonna take a nap.
2.he's jeffinitely gonna b in a bad mood today.
3.u want a Dr. thunder?
yea, jeff (y'no instead of def)

by cgmeza97 March 5, 2008

Jeffinory

Is a more mature nickname for an older gender mainly male with a more uncommon first names such as Jeffrey, Jeff, Geoff, Geoffrey etc even Jeffeen etc. These are shortened and joined with 'Ifanory' which is from 'Jackanory'... Humoured for them telling stories in all ways whether in a humorous way or formal

Jeffinory tell us a story... Please I look forward to your stories

by franny-Dinky November 21, 2020

Jeffin

Jeffins are one of the most kind boys you'll ever meet. They are sweet, caring, and actually care about you. Jeffin's are different from any other boy, they don't care about looks or body. They'd never ask for nudes. They are very protective of their friends. They are a little quiet and can keep to themselves but are overall just weird, awkward and the most fun. Jeffins make the best jokes. no cap. They will make you laugh until you're crying. They know the most random facts. They also always know the right words to say to calm you down. You can always confide in them and they will only confide in you if the really trust you. They might seem weird at first but give them a chance, they may surprise you.

Person 1: "Did you see that weird dude Jeffin today? Why was he rambling on about some random fact?"
Person 2: "Man, you don't even know him. He's actually pretty cool once you give him a chance."

by avgwhitegurl September 17, 2019

Jeffing

The act of losing your shit at given moment for things some may find very insignificant. Resulting in your entire day being ruined and most likely breaking anything you can get your hands on.

Why is there a hole in the wall? Jeff was Jeffing over not being able to beat free cell in under 2 minutes.

by Jbarrer December 7, 2016

jeffin

To fake like you are busy at work when you are not doing a damn thing.

look at him...he is jeffin his ass off!

by Karl White January 4, 2008