jeffism

stupid pearls of (no) wisdom said by jeff from coupling (bbc2 sundays 10:30)

i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding

by dom January 12, 2004

Jeffism

Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.

Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"

by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 26, 2009

Jeffing

The act of losing your shit at given moment for things some may find very insignificant. Resulting in your entire day being ruined and most likely breaking anything you can get your hands on.

Why is there a hole in the wall? Jeff was Jeffing over not being able to beat free cell in under 2 minutes.

by Jbarrer December 7, 2016

jeffin

To fake like you are busy at work when you are not doing a damn thing.

look at him...he is jeffin his ass off!

by Karl White January 4, 2008

jeffing

Verb - when someone says they will show up to an event, then does not.

Jeff is jeffing on my birthday party.

by MissLG November 20, 2011

jefficiency

A jankety version of efficiency where a person thinks that the way they do things is efficient, but in truth, is actually ineffective to a point of incompetency.

Their jefficiency is slowing us down. I can't believe they actually do it that way. It's like saving an email to your desktop for future use that has a link in it. Then opening the email, clicking the link, and closing the email every time you need it rather than just creating a shortcut.

by carasone November 15, 2015

Jeffie

Someone who always backs a Kickstarter the moment it goes up, and always at the highest tier.

"Hey bro, you see that new Praxis Kickstarter?" ... "Yeah, man, I pounced on that shit instantly. Top Tier!" ... "You're such a fucking Jeffie!"

"That new RPG Kickstarter last night ... I Jeffied that shit quick!"

by zeroprep August 2, 2018