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infinite jest

DFW's masterpiece otherwise known as the pinnacle of postmodern literary snobbery. At a whopping 1,000+ pages (some editions even reach 1,500 pages), 300+ footnotes, and a cast of characters comparable to Tolstoy's mammoth of a novel, War and Peace, Infinite Jest is everyman's trophy of intellectual-ish greatness.
Wow, you actually read Infinite Jest? Boy are you mad!
by infinitefantods July 4, 2014
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Jeet

In crypto trading, someone who sells pretty much no matter what. One or two red candles? Expect jeet panick selling. Also known for selling at a profit so low that it doesnt even cover the tax, and doing so for no reason.

Generally there are two theories about the words origin:

1) Jeet = didja eat/ja'eat? Since they're always readily taking no or zero profit, perhaps because they need a dollar menu somewhere to sustain themselves.

2) Jeet = pajeet. Because they flood the group chats of all the tokens, ask if they should invest $10,000 as if they have $10,000, ask a million questions about the token and make demands of the developer, etc. At some point they quietly throw in what is usually an amount 100 times smaller than what they were talking about in chat...only to pull it for literally any reason in the world.
"STOP SELLING, JEETS!" or "Jeets are gonna jeet..."
by Tegridy February 4, 2022
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Jeet Jet?

The butchering of the phrase "Did you eat yet?" by Pittsburghers. It's so horrible how we do this.
Person A: Jeet jet?
Person B: No, j'oo?
by Lady Pain March 5, 2005
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Jeet Kune Doist

A Student or Master of Bruce Lee's martial art Jeet Kune Do.
Eric Paulson (pro MMA fighter & instructor) is a Jeet Kune Doist.
by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009
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jenstracted

Unable to concentrate because one is preoccupied by the beauty that is Jensen Ackles, i.e. Dean Winchester and/or the sexiest green-eyed, freckled, full-lipped, bowlegged man on the planet.
My friend: Hello? Hello?! Are you listening?!
Me *daydreaming about what it would be like to meet Jensen Ackles*: Huh? Sorry, I was jenstracted...
by winchxstxrsandpix67 May 28, 2019
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jaested

To become incoherently drunk with Jaegermeister. It's like being wasted but better because you're jaested.
Hey bro, wanna go to Endzone tonight for Appy's birthday? It's Jaegerbomb Wednesday, let's get jaested!
by Tyseng June 25, 2014
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jesteena

Kind, compassionate, caring about her friends and would do anything for the ones she loves.
Jesteena is such a good friend
by unicornsandrainbows111 August 25, 2021
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