jeep

Slang term for an SUV

Origin : New York City
"So, I jumped out of my X5 jeep and this chick just started sucking me off."
by a handsome college kid November 12, 2004
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My jeep Grand Cherokee 5.2, 4 spd auto had 202k miles on it, and still hit 100 driving to the lake with snow tires. I passed most trucks, when this thing is full time 4x4. Last winter i unfortunitely flipped over (slide off the road, flipping into this guys driveway). I walked out with a small 1 inch scratch...spent a hour work on it and started it right back up. By far the most safest, comfrotable truck(jeep) ever made. Goes to show, american auto engineering is ungodly compared to most countries. I highly recommend this truck.
It's just a hands down good truck, last forever, safe, and decent power...a few mods could beat most rwd trucks. Oh and i have to put the word jeep in, so there ya go.
by alexwilson321321 October 15, 2006
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A U.S. military acronym pronounced as "jeep", but actually spelled as "J.E.P." It's short for Junior Enlisted Personnel. New enlistees or the new guys in the unit are called jeeps. Used widely in the Air Force and Army.
"Hey, jeep, go pick up a roll of flightline and a bucket of prop wash."
by pedicabber April 23, 2005
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in a jeep

1. Being in the act of not giving a fuck.

2. Awareness that you're the shit.

Similar to real-life plot armor.

A reference to how people feel while driving an SUV; you can drive as reckless as you want, because if you get into an accident, your car will always be fine compared to the other person's.
Person 1: Be careful merging here, this intersection sucks
Person 2: Don't care...IN A JEEP

Person 1: Nic Cage ruled in Bad Lieutenant
Person 2: Yeah, he was in a jeep that whole movie

Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Nothing, drank 40's and listened to Megadeth
Person 1: Oh shit, in a jeep.

Person 1: Jim James is so overrated.
Person 2: I'm pretty sure he's never even been in a jeep.
by infrared_warrior October 09, 2011
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Jeep has 2 acronyms

acronym 1: Just Empty Every Pocket
Acronym 2: Just Expect Every Problem

Jeeps are objectively the best automobile ever designed but man can they be a pain in the ass sometimes.
guy 1: dude I got a J.E.E.P the other day
Guy 2: Damn, is that good or bad for you?
Guy 1: It hurts ever so often but it will always take me wherever i want to go!
Guy 2: Man, I wish I had a jeep!
by MynameJeff69 March 30, 2017
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Jeeping

Fourwheeling in a jeep
You goin Jeeping this afternoon?
by T22 June 30, 2007
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Jeep

Small, efficient, 4x4 vehicle weighing in at less than 2500lbs with enough torque to pull a broken Hummer or 1/2-1 ton pickup truck out of a deep mudhole that made the mistake of thinking that they could keep up with a Jeep.
False accusations are commonly made as to the quality of the the vehicle's craftsmanship, or the size of the driver's erect penis. This is usually derived from the sense of insecurity that some experience when Jeeps and their owners appear. Unfortunately, this response does not have any debilitating effect on either the Jeep's performance, or the desire of the opposite sex for the driver's erect penis.
The most commonly recognized Jeep is the wrangler, whose body style is derived from the original Willys Jeep (JK,TJ,YJ,CJ). However there are also many other, equally awesome models.
The Jeep is the longest-running single vehicle model in the US (1942-PRESENT)
24hrs must pass before a person may be considered missing, longer if they own a Jeep.
Jeep. Have fun out there.
by Harry_Gooch July 12, 2009
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