jebus

Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason...

(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)

Do you belive in Jebus?

Hell Nha

by D.J. J. Caten May 13, 2006

Jebus

1. A one time hobo, who was a leader of the hobo wars in a crusade against the rich, living in a two story box on 4th street. Jebus fought along side of billy bob bert who died tragically alongside hime, but the crusades were won.
Jebus lives on the moon to this day trying to find a cure for cancer.

2. Homer Simpson's grammar error

We can now differentiate from the Chinese communists thanks to Jebus.

Lord, praise Jebus!

by TheBowser701 January 26, 2010

jebus parp

Nice smelling fart

Wow! That's nice. You could say it was quite the Jebus parp.

by sexylover1million April 5, 2014

jebus

Name of the ancient Jebusite city conquered by the Hebrew king David more than 3000 years ago. He occupied the fortress of Zion and the city was renamed Jerusalem.

Today it is home to three of the worlds major religions and is the seat of the Israeli capital. It is a city at the centre of international political and social intrigue.

Jebus is a Biblical name of the city now known as Jerusalem

by warnerdang May 27, 2004

jebus

the one (-:

'oh holy lord Jebus, save us from our misery'
'I want to die Jebus pls choke me'

by hoodthot January 27, 2018

Jebus

Just a damn cool thing to say.

But I don't even believe in Jebus

by Pedro Gon February 23, 2008

Jebus

What my teenage daughter, who doesn't like to curse, says when something is absolutely, unbelievably ridiculous.

"Did you see that outfit? Jebus!"

by Pseudi_Q October 8, 2009