jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me
boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive
*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive
*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit
by jadenhosslerswife😎 October 20, 2019
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Get the are you jaken me mug.the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll pee yourself. He always knows how to make you happy when you’re sad or when you need someone to talk to he is there. Jaden will always take his time to do the little things that will make all the difference. He may be difficult at times but is the most understanding person you’ll ever meet. Telling him something means it will never get out and it’s safe with him forever. He’s also super cute :) Hes very popular and his friends may annoy you but it’s worth it in the long run if you get time with just him. If you ever get a jaden in your life keep him forever and never let him go, if you do you’ll regret it deeply because he is the most perfect guy.
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Get the Jaden mug.Usually Jaena's are angels. They have the most amazing smiles and beautiful eyes. They're trusting and always honest to you and make the best of friends. They can be kinda shy so you might have to be inviting around them but besides that they can make any guy fall for them. Jaenas are loving and caring and have the biggest of imaginations. They're usually smart so they'll correct you on your grammar and spelling no matter what. You'll have a hard time understanding everything that goes on inside their head but after some time you'll learn to live with it and jut love them no matter what they do or say. They are the most beautiful beings that exsist on the planet and nothing can ever replace them once they've entered your life.
by Sykohhhhh November 25, 2013
Get the Jaena mug.Jaden Isaiah Hossler is and always will be the love of my life even tho he will never know I exist I will still love him he is the most perfect human and he is nice and caring and HOT honestly he could break my heart and I would thank him so like yea!!!
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Get the jalena mug.Combining two words Ja - Me and Senka - shadow, we come to the translation that is "Me shadow" or "I am a shadow". This girl is extremely attractive and sexy, a bit crazy, likes to have a drink of beer, and like a shadow she is sometimes difficult to catch during cold winter days. But if you can make her your shadow, maybe she would never leave you, at least not on a sunny day
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