The most despicable person on the whole entire earth. She is boring, disgusting, and is generally pooey. She resembles a female version of Nick Griffon and I'm sure many people would also like to egg her.
by Cool Beans. August 24, 2011
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History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009
Get the Jasper Hale mug.A biblical name, Japheth stems from a special place, which results in being a special boy; young male. Japheth is bright and smart, charming, and loves playing 2k17. You'll catch Japheth playing ball or playin bitches, but when he's showed loyalty and love by a female he gives them his all. He's funny and loves to laugh, doesn't like to admit it but he's a cuddly type guy. He's brave and strong even though he's most likely really skinny. On the more inappropriate side, Japheth is a monster in bed, the best at head, and will fuck you into dehydration. Get you a Japheth, he'all treat you AND dick you down right!!! Japheth only cuffs bad bitches btw, he might fuck a few ugly ones cause they're ezpz, but he only dates cute girls, so if you're dating a Japheth you sexy af.
That guy Japheths girlfriends a dime!
You seen that dude Japheth? He's so good at basketball.
Japheths got a nice peen. Mhmmm.
You seen that dude Japheth? He's so good at basketball.
Japheths got a nice peen. Mhmmm.
by Weysal August 10, 2017
Get the Japheth mug.Few have ever seen the Japiemon, and even fewer have lived to tell the tale, but one thing is for sure; this pyromaniac and the Baroness of the Snowman is relentless and will not yield its thirst for more nom until all have fallen.
So beware.
It strikes when you least expect it, but you'll know. Oh you'll know and a chill will sliver down your spine as you hear in the dark night, the chilling call of the Japiemon, "jerp....jerpie..."
So beware.
It strikes when you least expect it, but you'll know. Oh you'll know and a chill will sliver down your spine as you hear in the dark night, the chilling call of the Japiemon, "jerp....jerpie..."
by beemsum November 29, 2011
Get the japiemon mug.A woman who feasts on grass and Diet Coke. She yells about kids who yell diamonds without any context. She’s delusional and deranged. Is know to stab her enemy’s with grass because she’s vegan
Oh no here comes Japec
by I love meat October 2, 2019
Get the japec mug.Jasper hale or Jasper Whitlock is one of the hottest characters in the whole twilight saga movies. Soldier, and later Major of the Confederate Army (human life). He was born 1844; Houston, Texas , and was changed when he was 19 the year 1863.
His abilities are like any other vampire.
For special abilities, Jasper has the ability to both feel and manipulate the emotions of those around him.
A vampire with this ability can sense the feelings of others and alter them according to his will. With it, Jasper can resolve a tense situation peacefully.
His abilities are like any other vampire.
For special abilities, Jasper has the ability to both feel and manipulate the emotions of those around him.
A vampire with this ability can sense the feelings of others and alter them according to his will. With it, Jasper can resolve a tense situation peacefully.
Example 1 :
Friend : So, who's your bias from the twilight saga movies?
Me : of course Jasper hale, I'm head over heals for him!
Example 2 :
Friend : Jasper hale is a quiet person
Me : I know right! His silence always turned me on to be honest
Friend : So, who's your bias from the twilight saga movies?
Me : of course Jasper hale, I'm head over heals for him!
Example 2 :
Friend : Jasper hale is a quiet person
Me : I know right! His silence always turned me on to be honest
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