Janko

in some languages also known as "ucha", a creature that lurks the country side often holding a big red book called "dnevnik". This book contains information about children. Ucha likes "prasetina", "drozdina", "krvavica", "crni-lukac-u-pljeskavicu", and is absolutely crazy for apples(tm). It doesent mind sacraficing a virgin sister of a child that it teaches also. Ucha doesent approve Asian people because of their small penises, and the fact they play a lot of WoW.

"Bem te u kurac", "Skidaj te kaljave curule pashche jedno", "idi u shljivik i uberi prut", "deset packi Jovice","sedi jedan"... and many more.Janko.

by In$ Mangup January 5, 2008

Jandro

A highly illegal substance that has the same consistancy as cat shit but when smoked gets you higher than balls. Tastes somewhat like asian food and causes you to have the feeling of walking sideways down a set of stairs. If you smoke this you will live 4 years longer.

My friend Nick smoked some Jandro and he ran around my apartment naked and crying.

"Hey dude are you smokin on dat Jandro?"
-Everyone

by lolwhatsupmom November 14, 2013

janko'd

To get absolutely drunk (usually off of hard liquor). Below the drunken state of feeling sick.
This term derives from the first name of Serbian tennis player Janko Tipsarevic

Mike: Yo, what's up with your buddy?
Geoffrey: He's absolutely janko'd. He had way to many jager bombs tonight.

by RuhruuuuRommers October 26, 2011

Janklow

Verb

To be hit by a car while on a motorcycle.

1. Dude, if you're not careful on the road, you'll get Janklow'd and then we'll have to visit your sorry ass in the hospital.

by Admiral Asshat August 24, 2004

janklow

Admin and sole purveyor of comedy for the forums at www.houseofhate.com. Also a something awful forum goon. Gun nut, Maryland resident, and 100% all-American kicked of ass. Sassy small dog sidekick included.

shit guys, you see that new post janklow made? COMEDY PLUTONIUM!!!11

by House of Hate Hater January 15, 2004

jackroller

A person who robs drunk people (out on the streets where the drunk bar people walk around at night).

"Man I can hardly walk straight lets take this alley as a shortcut to the next bar." "Dude, what the fuck man, that bum just jacked my slice of pizza" "Oh shit he just knifed me and then took my wallet!"

- "That pig fucking jackroller !!"

Hey! That jack roller just gutted my car and stabbed me with a broken beer bottle!

by David DDDD November 15, 2007

jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.

1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.

by Todd January 5, 2004