1. To become creepily overly obsessed with another person early on in a realationship or friendship
2. To tell a girl 'I love you' way too early in the relationship
3. To tell someone you are basically their boyfriend
4. To always be at your locker
2. To tell a girl 'I love you' way too early in the relationship
3. To tell someone you are basically their boyfriend
4. To always be at your locker
1. He's totally jakeing and telling me he loves me every two minutes!
2. It's been one day and he's already told me he loves me! He's totally jakeing.
3. He's jakeing and telling me I'm his boyfriend
4. He left class early to meet me at my locker. He's jakeing hardcore.
2. It's been one day and he's already told me he loves me! He's totally jakeing.
3. He's jakeing and telling me I'm his boyfriend
4. He left class early to meet me at my locker. He's jakeing hardcore.
by ClingyBitch October 21, 2013
Get the Jakeing mug.During sexual intercourse, the act of two partners facing each other, and one puts their partners legs over their own shoulders while suspending them in the air by holding their ass. All of this, while thrusting vigorously.
"He was Jakeing that shawty all night long"
and
Verb: "Yo, that chicks like 5'1 and 100 pounds. You could totally jake her: like mad easily".
and
Verb: "Yo, that chicks like 5'1 and 100 pounds. You could totally jake her: like mad easily".
by CedTruz July 4, 2016
Get the jakeing mug.by Giacomo giugli December 31, 2019
Get the Jaheim nigga mug.Jakeman is a perfect person inside and out. he cares about his family, friends and peers. Jakeman can be quite a rebel from time to time especially around his friends. He pulls all the girls but is not a player. Jakeman loves to love and is an amazing boyfriend and any girl would be lucky to have him. he will do all and everything to make his girl happy and will always succeed. he has the sexiest body out and keeps them abs rock hard. Jakeman is the most sporty, caring, sexy, outgoing and sweetest person you'll ever meet. He has the most adorable eyes and has long eyelashes. He loves to play rugby and is a mean tackler, hes a great participant in all sports he plays, hes very fast and is good at thinking strategically. He is always there for his friends and will always have their back. Sometimes Jakeman can make silly decisions but he will always learn from them. Girls, Jakeman is a keeper and deserves the best so give him the best and treat him well and he will give you the best and treat you well in return, there's not many guys like him around so grab him while you can.
by yourbabe101 November 22, 2013
Get the Jakeman mug.The most loyal, passionate, gorgeous, intense, mysterious, sassy, funny, emotional, sarcastic, alluring, juicy booty girl ever. She bat-shit crazy but niggas love Kima.
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by KakesKates January 9, 2017
Get the Jakima mug.A special brand of charisma characterized by spoken sexual interest, heavy comedy, overwhelming sexual innuendo, and an infallible ability to pick from a group of women the one who is most susceptible to this form of seduction.
Most often, Jakeisma is not noticeable from within its throes, merely afterward. This is due to the continuous laughter and heightened sexual interest in the female. In the male, it is most often because he is checking out her friend, too.
Both parties, usually after sex or upon waking in the morning, find themselves somewhat puzzled as to how they either managed to pull that shit off, or why they were so attracted to such a prick bastard.
Male witnesses to Jakeisma in its practice oftentimes find themselves sending text messages to their friends espousing what a bastard this guy is, or shaking their heads and taking notes.
Females who witness Jakeisma in action, when asked, report they oftentimes find themselves wondering when it will be their turn.
Most often, Jakeisma is not noticeable from within its throes, merely afterward. This is due to the continuous laughter and heightened sexual interest in the female. In the male, it is most often because he is checking out her friend, too.
Both parties, usually after sex or upon waking in the morning, find themselves somewhat puzzled as to how they either managed to pull that shit off, or why they were so attracted to such a prick bastard.
Male witnesses to Jakeisma in its practice oftentimes find themselves sending text messages to their friends espousing what a bastard this guy is, or shaking their heads and taking notes.
Females who witness Jakeisma in action, when asked, report they oftentimes find themselves wondering when it will be their turn.
"You have got a way with strippers, Jake. Hell, just with women, really." - Witness of Jakeisma in action in a strip club.
"You're the only guy I've ever been jealous of but not hated, Jake. It's like charisma, but not quite. I'll call it Jakeisma." - Anonymous friend giving name to the phenomenon.
"I don't know why I like you, I just do, Jake. When can I see you again?" Woman after falling prey to Jakeisma.
"You're the only guy I've ever been jealous of but not hated, Jake. It's like charisma, but not quite. I'll call it Jakeisma." - Anonymous friend giving name to the phenomenon.
"I don't know why I like you, I just do, Jake. When can I see you again?" Woman after falling prey to Jakeisma.
by Jacob Houpt May 9, 2008
Get the Jakeisma mug.The act of a good friend leaving a function, or party, without saying goodbye, because it is not what they want to do. They usually a 1986 Cream Yellow Thunderbird. They usually listen to an ipod with headphones, while driving.
Fuck that guy, he's Jakeing out!
by Krispee Kranberry Sauce July 14, 2009
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