jackcaton

i) (verb) to jackcaton or ii) (adjective) to be jackcaton

a word do describe a very annoying and nosey person who sits around on a playstation and lack a life

Person one: "come on cheer up, don't do a jackcaton on us!"
Person two: "sorry i'm trying, i'm just on facebook and the playstation. i like being miserable"

by mettyjj January 12, 2010

Jamwagon

Derived from the term 'bandwagon', it's used to collectively describe girls who back up one of their own for sometimes no valid reason other than sharing gender. 'On the Jam' is a vernacular phrase for being on ones period.

Bert: Kate told Donald she was on her period and couldn't have sex. Donald, hearing this, told her he didn't want her to stay over that night and left. Ellen called Donald a dickhead after Kate telling her this.
Ernie: Ellen jumped on the Jamwagon.Surprise Surprise

by Short and Curleys March 5, 2011

jackwaggon

Someone who doesn't know how to spell wagon or comes from the UK.

You: omg, that idiot riding the skateboard down that hill with no helmet is such a freakin' jackwaggon.
Me: you mean jackwagon?
You: no, I'm british.
Me: no you aren't.
You: shut up jackwagon.

by SallySoWhat March 26, 2012

jerkwagon

To the intellectual bad ass it is a more effective and more offensive way to say someone is a jerk. Jerkwagons tend to seem nice at first, but then turn around to slap you in the face...with their wagon, that they carry all their bullshit in.

Person 1: Hey how's it goin??
Person 2: Pretty good, haven't seen you for a while! You?
Person 1: Same, hey want to hang out later?
*Person 2 is offline*
Person 1: Wow, what a jerkwagon.

Harry: Bellatrix killed Sirius! My last living family!! *cries*
Ron: Sorry mate, that bitch is a jerkwagon.

by hpfanx10 May 15, 2011

jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

by Paul September 7, 2004

junkwagon

an unscrupulous female, usually given to indicriminate sexual promiscuity; especially appropriate for such women whose physique has deteriorated significantly.

Ashley used to be dope son, but after all them kids and Std's, she's a real junkwagon.

by Juse One October 5, 2006

Jackaroni n' cheese

The act of putting one's penis into a medium to large bowl or pot of macaroni and cheese and then ejaculating.

Stacy: Did you hear what Kyle did?
Megan: No, What?
Stacy: He had a jackaroni n' cheese!
Megan: No way!

by Lonely_Bigcock August 9, 2013