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hugh jackman

i just watched a movie and hugh jackman was in it
by irishmoron June 4, 2005
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hugh jackman

da very tasty older guy who plays wolverine in x-men and x-men 2. he also plays sum fit computer hacker dude in the fantastic film, swordfish.
hugh u so fine in that spandex suit.
i think u nearly munchier than shawn ashmore who plays bobby(ice man) in x-men 2.
by angelina balerina December 5, 2003
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jackman

Some who constantly jacks off all day, or several times a day.
That dude Greg is a real jackman look at the size of his right arm.
by jon galasso August 17, 2003
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Huge Jackman

"I've got a really HUGE Jackman in my pants", - He said and scratched his testicles violently
by DimkaMilka November 9, 2015
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jackman

The word Jackman first showed up in the mid to later 1980's and originates from the Island of Maui, Hawaii. The 1st meaning of the word Jackman is a reference that women used to describe a man who could completely and throughly sexually satisfy them with the target referent individual a notied local named "Jack Martin". It was said that his smooth approach, sexual skills, prowess, endurance and imagination were second to none, leaving the fortunate woman 100% satisfied having only hopes of another(see)jakattack future engagement. (see 1)

The 2nd meaning, recorded mid 1997 on the mainland Portland, Oregon, is indeed a derivitive of the first yet has a suttle difference. This 2nd meaning describes a feeling of contentment, fulfillment and expectation of a positive outcome or future; as in: "seeing G W Bush go all the way to Bagdad was jackman!" Sometimes mixed with the fisrt meaning only if the situation is germane. (see 2)

The 3rd and present meaning is evolved from somewhat from the other two. "Jackman" is now heard in the context of of positive expectation of performance or outcome or to describe that trait to someone, mostly males as given by females. The confidence of a positive known outcome; as in: "just one more little piece and our deal will be jackman!" (see 3)
1. (two local ladies talking) Eh sista, whooa, dat brada, he put da machine in high geer,,ee ya. shudda seen'em, he lick me like hungry black dog en never quit longtime oouh, leaven me like was "jackman".

2. (one postal worker commenting to another) "Ya know, after dat dere 9'er eleven thingie, whelll, Kine-da got me a lee'ttle unhinged, abit, yep it shore duzz. Eh just what da ya thing about that there Enrico Jesus?".." I tell you what pops, chew know watt I thin? Huhn, I thin that G.W. Bush know the deserts of Texas, know where the bad guy are there, and know what to do whit ole he found there.. same thin, he know watt to do in desert, where bad guy and watt to do whit ole, that gonna be jackman man"

3. After years of practiced incremental growth and wise stewardship the two partners were poised to make the final evolution with the business, "great presentation J. you knocked them dead, we have them right were we want them, just one more little piece and our deal will be jackman!" "Hey, you know how sensitive I am, just call me Jack, ok?"

(I was there and saw the whole thing)MM
by Mililani Martin July 8, 2005
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Jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions - by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall's convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.
To use it in a sentence: "Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?
by BagOfKittens April 5, 2012
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JackMaster Spaz

Someone that has the uncanny ability to have a siezure and dance at the same time. They can also make love and fap at the same time to.
That terminal dude is such a JackMaster Spaz.
by JackMaster Spaz January 12, 2004
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