Jackwagon

Person who murders a moose in the Black Hills.

Some Jackwagon poached the moose.

by MandoBlackhills May 13, 2011

jackwagon

(V). having sex with someone who is 50 years your younger/elder

Bros, Willie totally got jackwagoned by Smitty's grandma after she roofied his 4 loco

by jackwagoner December 1, 2010

JackWagon

Noun. The wagon that picks you up and takes you to Jack-in-the-Box.

Leroy "Man, I'm so hungry. I got a hankering for a Jumbo Jack."

Terry "Yo, me too. Where's that JackWagon at? I gotta get my grub on!"

by ElVagabundo December 13, 2010

Jackwagon

A slang word describing person who is being a pain in the butt or a goober.

My husband is such a jackwagon.

You jackwagon.

by Bekkiwiththegoodhair February 4, 2020

Jackaconda

In memory of JackL's anaconda. A freakishly large male sex organ. Notorious across much of the east coast of the United States. Has even been known to be turned down by pornstars. When "just the tip" is the only thing you will ever know.

If you have been blessed with a Jackaconda, your only chance of ever getting laid is to carry a set of eppiderals in your pocket.

by Anthony1980 May 5, 2008

jackstoner

A person who gets stoned all the time

He is such a jackstoner

by Jackstonerrr September 16, 2020

Jackconway38

JackConway38 is the wish version of Seth Rogan, you tried to order Seth Rogan for a party and then this guy shows up. He has a fetish for touching year 10s hands while waiting in a queue for lunch. He is a creep, weirdo and he is born with a third nipple. He actually has 8 nipples which he uses to seduce his prey Zekvhan1207!

Oh shit looks its a "Jackconway38"

by Ultimate weapon munch January 9, 2021