Jabronie

A person who says stupid things all the time, often without knowing how dumb they really sound.

A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.

Shut up Jabronie.

by RelapseSAE December 5, 2010

Crony Jabroni

noun
1. A person who claims to support socialism, while shilling for billionaire cronyarchs.
2. A dunce and/or hypocrite who attacks free-market capitalism, but defends crony capitalism.

This crony jabroni out here talking about why he hates capitalism in a Facebook post.

by DK_Able March 26, 2023

Janon

A true person of character. Janon is a unique name carried only by those with the strength to honor truth, love and compassion. Caring and strong, modest and at times brash, Janon means loyalty, reason, structure and honesty.

I wish my daughter to have the character of a Janon, she would be a strong smart woman.

by Jonandon December 17, 2016

Stoney Jabroni

The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA

"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"

"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."

"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"

by Jrockwhc May 4, 2009

Jabroni

Used by Mac in Always Sunny. Badass word. A piece of shit. A loose end. And a complete moron.

Mac: We're like a couple jabronis here without skates on.
Charlie: Bro, you keep using this word "jabroni" and it's AWESOME.

by PrinceRoshambo May 18, 2021

jabrony

A particularly irritating poser who also is an avowed fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Put simply, a brony that's also a jabroni.

Man, Cole's such a jabrony, flaunting that stupid expensive Rainbow Dash figurine. Who cares?

by Xterra April 18, 2018

jabronics

Someone who is talking stupid or just says stuff no one cares about.

"Yeah I was with this girl last night and she was all up on me and I nailed her at my crib last night."

"Yeah sure dude, stop speakin Jabronics."

by Kevin McGrew February 20, 2008