jabnon

A jabnon. An adjective used in a position where a various range of other words can quite easily be used, but "jabnon" will perfectly fit where any other normal adjective would.

1. Boy1: "Did you hear what Jane did last night to her ex?"
Boy2: "Yeah I did, shes such a jabnon..."

2. Boy1: "Man, I got the sickest headshot on COD last night!"
Boy2: "Oh really? What was it like?"
Boy1: "It was so so jabnon"

3. Girl1: "I caught Mike cheating on me the other day..."
Girl2: "Oh my god, what did you do?"
Girl1: "I kicked him right in the jabnons."

4. Boy1: "I fell down the stairs with an erection yesterday"
Boy2: "Why did you have an erection?"
Boy1: "I was having sex with your mum. Jabnon."

jabnon by moreetz April 11, 2010

rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.

You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

rice-a-roni jabroni by Joker.exe November 7, 2012

Jabonie 

Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.

You are such a Jabonie!!!!

Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015

jablonoscope 

1. Invented from the family name first found in the invasion of the Nazi, and was spread to the USSR of Communism. (“Jablonowska”, - ligma’s second victim.)
2. A popular word for gamers in a battle royale game, such as Fortnite, PUBG and also Minecraft (Cuz there’s fall damage). Also a popular term used by Youtubers and Streamers when gets killed by a default skin. ( F**king Jablonoscope me you little s**t).

There is a player in front us, I’m gonna launch pad and 360 Jablonoscope him.
*Dies from fall damage*

jablonoscope by JabJabFromFlexTape September 13, 2018

G-Lit Jabronie 

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

G-Lit Jabronie by k-Nice March 24, 2017

Jabón 

Jabón is a Spanish word and not to be mistaken with jamón (ham) or queso (cheese), translates to soap. However, it is often used very fluidly such as the word "fuck" and its many conjugations. A common expression is to say that you are eating jabón.

Julia: I love to eat jabón! It's my favorite food!

Vivek: I do as well! I enjoy consuming smoothies made out of jabón

Jabón by TeamKevinC. June 22, 2016

Jabroni 

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

Jabroni by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019