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Italian Stallion 

Sarcastic term for a chauvinistic, hairy, macho, uneducated, tacky, self absorbed Italian guy. The term mocks an Italians false image of themselves as attractive or tough. The I.S. is dressed in tacky clothes, with gold chains and the shirt unbuttoned to show their animal like chest hair. They drive camaros or cheap sport cars typically in red or black in an attempt to attract tacky women. The I.S. incessantly talks about pasta or other italian food. They talk about their culture but not the things they have to be proud of. They speak of stealing or getting over or fighting and are very proud. You can find them working as landscapers or garbage men or masons. Their speech will be littered with broken italian terms or english with moronic italian sounding endings. They also try to feign they have some connection to the mafia or organized crime as if you should respect them for that. Dark skin - black hair slicked back and over done - leather shoes that you have no idea where anyone could possibly find them. Wear primarily black. Goes to the gym to lift weights rather than getting an education. Their large families propagate the idea to themselves that what they do is socially acceptable or favorable given they do not have anyone in sight that is normal.

The most hilarious thing is most of the entries for this term are great examples of what an Italian Stallion would say. Look at the group of morons saying they have large penis's and they are Hot. Great example!
Hey look at the italian stallion with the gold chains and tight shirt - what a loser.
Italian Stallion by the dilly October 18, 2008

Italian stallion 

An italian male who is hung like a horse , usually named vinny.
Boy that vinny guy is the man. Girls call him the italian stallion
Italian stallion by mandylane March 5, 2015

italian stallion 

this is where you shove an entire italian sausage (prefereably with ketchup and onions) up your girls ass during intercourse. this results in her screaming in pleasure. you then retract the sausage from her ass and then sell it on the streets
Dude, i gave this chick an italian stallion and when that sausage came out, it looked like a charred piece of wood.
italian stallion by m0n3y maker October 13, 2006

Italian Stallion 

Christopher (Chris) A. Men's Ensemble... enough said
Deeeeeenngg i think that's Italian Stallion coming over here!
Italian Stallion by Nastria October 22, 2008

Italian Stallion 

Two words, Sean Saubers
Sean Saubers is THE original italian stallion from north meck. Fuck u other ho's
Italian Stallion by Jon September 10, 2003

italian stallion 

Italian men are lame, the women are usually beautiful until they reach 30. But the men are hairy, tacky, and 97% of em are wiggers... plus, they claim to be hung like black men which is SO not true.
Ya'll need to stop it with the fake self tanners and gold jewlery it's tacky and not very manly.
italian stallion by no April 15, 2005