ispunk

Someone that ejaculates because of their iphone or ipod device

OMG, ispunk on my iphone

by appletv January 20, 2011

isong

Usual black male, with good skills in attracting girls. Not known for scoring with those girls.

Man 1: Dog did you take that girl home last night?
Isong: yeah man

Man 1: Well did you score?
Isong: nahh dog i got stuck on the couch.

by Protectyourdojo November 6, 2011

iSONEWS

A l33t site where cool guys trade teh warez.

OMG, Vice City came out! Let's download that shit from iSONEWS!

by pee face November 19, 2003

iPone

iPone (or iP0ne) is what you do to other people when they find out you have an iPhone (i.e. The best phone in the world)

Brian: Check out my new Nokia 6230i- it cost me £850 and it's totally like a spy phone or something.
Larry: Oh yeah? Well I have an iPhone, the greatest phone in the world!!!
Brian: aw man, I'm such a n00bz0r.
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In the above example, Brian got iPoned

by theresnofreenamesonUD March 1, 2008

iPon

The next Apple product after the iPad

short for iTampon

person 1: Did you get the iPad?
person 2: no, I'm waiting for the iPon

by applealex February 2, 2010

Imponology

The science of manipulating your authority figures (especially teachers) into giving you more credit than you deserve on an assignment or project.

A perfect example of the science of Imponology is telling a teacher your printer is broken and asking him/her if you can email it to him/her. Instead of emailing the actual document, you email a corrupted version of said document and blame the corruption on technology, an excuse most non-tech-savvy teachers will readily accept. In effect, this ruse grants an additional day in order to complete said assignment.

by ccheek21 December 17, 2011

Inpontaineallism

When you're being forced to do something you're not entirely sure you want to do. Like part of you is fine with it but then the other part of you thinks you should not do.

*a doctors point of view talking to its patient* So i have come to the results and it seems you have Inpontaineallism, its basically you being forced to do something you are not entirely sure you want to do.

by moon light sun shine June 2, 2016