News

Making money off of other people's actions. Every murder, every rape, every molestation, every mass shooting, every movie release, and every political gaffe is another dollar in my pocket. (But don't say their names because only I should be allowed to bolster my fame with the murder of innocent people)

News anchor "I contribute to society.... By waiting for other people to contribute to society.... And then talking about it.... LOOK HOW HARD I WORK! You should get out of bed and word harder. Like me! So I can report on you working separately but equally hard. Because I work just-a-oh-so-hard. I'm such a hard worker! Look at me!!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2022

new

short for tooheys new an australian beer brewed and bottled in NEW south wales

schooner of new thanks love

by coxy1987 February 4, 2010

that newness

of dissimilar origin and usually of superior quality
<sometimes referred to as dat newnew>

that blog is that newness

its dat new new

by dat new new March 29, 2009

new

A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.

Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.

by Cliff March 31, 2004

# new

Classic English alphabet has 26 letters, but Urban Dictionary alphabet has 28 letters. How? They've just added two new letters into the alphabet: # and new. Unfortunatelly, nobody knows how to pronounce these.

I went to Browse option on Urban Dictionary and it showed me the alphabet + two additional letters: # new. So I've decided to search for them in UD.

by Sisak24 June 19, 2021

New

A not used thing

Joe: these shoes are new dawg dont step on them!!
Dawg: Ruff Translated from Mutt WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

by 10YearoldPornstar September 24, 2016

newe

Newe is another word for weed.

The drunk people had newe last night during the party.

by yolfcwam March 2, 2016