Paranormal investigation 

Done a shit load of this

Even before the spiritual reawakening

As I said ..

Sketchy behaviour

Poses questions

Sometimes you have to fuck yourself

To get said answers …

But … as long as you do

Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice

Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….

Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …

Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …

Paranormal investigation by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

Sexual investigation 

Noun- It basically means a slow, perverted version of sex.

Joe was creepy as fuck when he asked Taylor if he could go on a sexual investigation.

Sexual investigation by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

Private investigator 

Someone who is always looking at your junk.

Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.

Private investigator by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

Infesticated 

(adj.) (southern American states) The state of being infested. Occupation of one's life by a disease, lowly group of individuals, parasites, incects, etc.

Ray is infesticated with crabs ever since he started scroggin' that Reeta.

Infesticated by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

inventigate 

v - to arrive at a conclusion via spurious, lazy, or entirely made up research. to seek truthiness.

Thanks to the journalistic integrity of this local newspaper, we can be sure that these incredibly out-of-context quotations were thoroughly inventigated.

inventigate by menace to propriety August 15, 2009

scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds

With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.

scooby-doo investigating by Shimabuku August 21, 2009

Military Police Investigations 

A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.

Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”

Military Police Investigations by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020