Investigauge 

To make inquiry, examination, or investigation and to appraise, estimate, or judge

I have an issue with my computer and I asked the IT person to Investigauge the problem.

Investigauge by spichael January 24, 2011

Private investigator 

Someone who is always looking at your junk.

Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.

Private investigator by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

investiga-awesome

Aplicable to a news broadcast, but only in Strongbadia.

"Strong Badia Action News 5...it's investiga-awesome."

investiga-awesome by Strong Bad May 13, 2004

inventigate 

v - to arrive at a conclusion via spurious, lazy, or entirely made up research. to seek truthiness.

Thanks to the journalistic integrity of this local newspaper, we can be sure that these incredibly out-of-context quotations were thoroughly inventigated.

inventigate by menace to propriety August 15, 2009

scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds

With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.

scooby-doo investigating by Shimabuku August 21, 2009

investiHATE 

Investigating a person for the main or sole purpose of hating on them.

I have to investiHATE this new guy that my homegirl is seeing

investiHATE by A. Neal January 23, 2008

Military Police Investigations 

A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.

Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”

Military Police Investigations by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020