JOI - When a dude can’t even beat his own meat unless the woman he fantasizes about either gives him consent, or makes a request. As his Jerk off instructor, she has the power to decide when & if he is allowed to bust one by himself.
That poor bastard is WHUPPED ! He can’t even whack off unless his Jerk off Instructor GF gives him permission first.
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A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.
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Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.
by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005
Get the Programming / Networking Instructor mug.That guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.
Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.
Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?
Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?
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Get the Weapons of Math Instruction mug.One who is sneezed on, kicked, cried at and generaly critisized for attempting to make your kid not sink to the bottom of the pool. An occupation involving hours of cold water and silly songs.
When Timmy didn't complete level 6 I sure gave that swimming instructor a peice of my mind!
The manager told the swimming instructor 'If you are not acting in such a way that you would be embarressed to be seen by your friends you are doing it wrong!'
The manager told the swimming instructor 'If you are not acting in such a way that you would be embarressed to be seen by your friends you are doing it wrong!'
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