weapon of math instruction

The quadratic equation, as defined by a t-shirt from Cal-Poly.

Crazy J got a "weapon of math instruction" t-shirt from a former student who now attends Cal Poly.

by rojo April 22, 2004

Plant II Instruction Manual

A detailed instruction and guide for various operations at Plant II. Its intent is to apply LEAN manufacturing concepts and initiatives. While never used, this document consumed hundreds of hours of preparation time. It's true benefit to cost ratio still remains unknown.

"Hey Aaron, let's go to Plant II and see how things are going with the Plant II instruction manual." "Sounds good Carl, but before we go check that out let's go get some breakfast at McDonald's and see who we can catch cheating on their 10 minute break by going to the gas station for coffee."

by Digital Dan September 11, 2012

Airplane instruction videos from the 80's

The best Anime of all time.

Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?

Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.

by Internet meme professor December 20, 2016

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Special Instructions

The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!

Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018

Monopoly Instructions

Absolute nerd

Monopoly Instructions is an absolute nerd. I hate that guy

by KaleCh1ps September 14, 2022

Instructions

Before 2019 Urban Dictionary published of rejects post IMMEDIATELY. BEFORE sending them to the vote. As soon as I hit "submit."

Hym "So would Urban Dictionary publish 'Instructions to murder children and commit suicide?' NO! What about WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA? What about INSTRUCTIONS TO BUILD AI? A LOT MORE LIKELY THAN THE FORMER, don't you think? EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ME... EITHER comes from ME... OR... A form of targeted surveillance and distribution of information about me that ties into the weaponized schizophrenia (targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia) that I have been talking about all a long. They were doing it BEFORE I said anything about it. They waited for me to reveal my identity and then did it to me explicitly and deliberately AGAIN. Except they likely monetized it this time. People only see the instructions Urban dictionary allows them to see. The leaks are illegal obtained and if the FBI had done their job, confirmed the veracity of the claim (that I'm being surveilled and harass in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia), and presented me with a solution for ME that doesn't involve the need to threaten your kids... This would all be over. I would be living of the royalties for my dissertation on AI. If people are not harassing people perpetually FOR YEARS the YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE TURNING TO VIOLENCE TO SOLVE A PROBLEM YOU ATE ACTIVELY TRYING TO PREVENT THE FROM SOLVING."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2025